Ol' Bluey - The body of a stuffed tiger, the soul of Decartes. He has a hard time coping with his life because his existance goes directly against what he believed in his first life. Only speaking French, he has trouble understanding what is going on in the world around him. Fortunately, Fez knows the French language and helps Bluey along on his journey. More problems arose for poor Bluey when he realizes that he can't just fly around with the world watching him. Eventually, though, he realizes that only a special few people can see him at all.

Fez - The self proclaimed leader of the group, Steven is very protective of his friends and family. He knew French since he took it in high school, so when he accidentally released Decartes, instead of Floobie, in to the body of the tiger, it wasn't hard for him to understand the situation. After all, those crazy French seem to be everywhere. When he meets with Fedora and finds his girlfriend dead, he decides that a pacifist can't survive in the world with evil maniacs like Fedora running around. Will he be able to stop Swanson and his gang's plans or will he find himself alone and dead?

Cap - Otherwise known as KC to his close friends, he does what he can to help out with the group happenings. He is a swordsman and a damn good one at that. He has a high respect for life and gets angry easily at those who try to kill. He has a personal grudge against Evillainly that not even Fez knows of. Will this personal vendetta get in the way of the team vision and cost Cap his life?

Rogue - At first, wanting the artifact for her own reasons, she soon joins with Fez and the gang for reasons she doesn't discuss. Fez finds her after his first fight with Fedora, her past is a mystery, all except her name, Rachel, which she doesn't allow Cap to call her by, but doesn't at all mind if Fez does. She was given a hat and powers by Bluey to help combat Swanson's extra member. Will she stay with the group after her own goals have been reached?