Swanson - Created by an ancient indian artifact, the body of a swan, the mind of Hitler. His one goal is complete and utter world domination, his main problem being that no one can see him except for the select few hatted people. Also, he doesn't know English, only German.

Fedora - Found an ancient indian artifact on the same night as Fez and attempted to use it to bring back his poor dead puppy, Hitler, back to life in the body of a swan. He, instead, brought back Adolf Hitler, leader of the Nazi party in WWII. Hitler can only speak German, but luckily, Fedora took German in high school. The powers of the new Hitler give him special abilities controlled by his hat. Will Fedora just be another pawn in Hitler's plans or does he have plans of his own?

Beret - Fedora's good friend. REALLY good friend. A flirt to the bitter end, Beret just loves the power she has over men. She happened to be in the same room as Fedora when he was bringing Hitler back, and got powers of her own. Her speed has increased as well as her power, but she doesn't exactly know how to use her new found powers. She can't speak a lick of German, which makes communication to Swanson very difficult. Will she follow the lead of Swanson or the lead of a good looking man who she might see?

Evillainy - Swanson's personal guard, recruited by Swanson when he realized that there was another force on Earth that might be a problem. He lives for the kill, not caring who, just following order. A perfect member for the new Nazi party. Speaking both German and English fluently, he was Swanson's first choice for his team